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The Pursuit of Dog-Walking Nirvana

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Oh, pick up a pew, sit yourselves down, grab yourself a beer or a glass of wine, because this could take some time... Like most things do here in Zimbabwe. Time moves like molasses here; people move like molasses. Even the animals we see scurrying across Harare's streets take their sweet time. I guess I shouldn't refer to it as 'scurrying'  per se , as that intimates that they are actually moving at some rushed pace. No, they lope. That's it: they lope across the street. There is basically no point of rushing here, because you will end up meeting a roadblock (literal and/or metaphorical one) around the next corner, so just start off slow, and finish slow. In a way its uncannily like Ghana (our first African home) in that regard. Actually, there are many parallels between Zimbabwe and Ghana, not surprisingly. For example, they are both countries in the continent of Africa....they both gained independence from England (albeit one in 1957 and the other in 1980...)......

Retrospective at the Ripe Old Age of 38...

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Hello, my name is (still) David Bonnardeaux. I am (still) married to Jillian Frumkin Bonnardeaux. I am (still) trailing my lovely wife as she rockets up the Foreign Service ladder to some day becoming the US Ambassador to... Liechtenstein... perhaps. And I am (not still...) 38 years of age. And I have a confession to make: it has been 6 years and 5 months since my last installment. And that one was a paltry five-liner to boot. I am ashamed. Aghast. Annoyed. Appalled. Aroused... Ok, ok, I am not the last one (at the moment...); just ran out of adjectives that began with A to describe how bad I am feeling for having allowed so much time to pass since my last Trials and Tribulations installment. Not that I have witnessed a single person/friend clamor at my feet begging me to write a new installment... So much has happened since then I don't know where to start? I have a grey hair on my chest?... [no, no. Can't start with THAT - that's worthy of the grand finale...] I a...